Forty-Three Haikus About Epistemological Oscillations
arranged by Georges Cunningham
Greetings,
After further thought was given I thought I should explore my mind with the aids of drugs and small, oddly shaped barber’s tools. 68 hours later I didn’t realize I was still in an airport. 122 hours later I thought about doing the procedure again. 301 hours later I came up with all the answers I was looking for. The follow is a collection that I often read when I’m making coffee or biscuits or painting the old soup kitchen. Thank you for your consideration.
Much love & Ointment
Closet Turmoil
by Gergor Stamston
I walk around stores
I sit inside stalled engines
I open my mouth
Conception Of Grass
by Linda Hammill
Italian village
on a waking hill collapse
from the sheering wait
Grade School Physics
by Harold Zans
Bread in the salad
Bread in the anal passage
Bread in the freedom
Don’t Stop For People You Can’t See
by Gerald T. Hispanie
Groups follow themselves
as an indictment of truth,
freedom of all faith.
Crowfields
by Mary Ann Bungloo
Choosing extra fame
concludes this reality
before it begins
Obscure Sports In Southern Asia
by Chester Abraham Gesh
Why don’t words exist?
Whose methods shall we question?
Can it be tasted?
My Failure As A Toaster
by Alastair Cross
Communication
Is required to punish
Liquid solutions
Feet
by Joan Poouch
You can’t see when you
Begin stepping on science
With new tennis shoes.
Great Stegosaurus, Master Of Interplanetary Disciplines
by Kazkaye Moe
Anal probes reveal
Intensive diarrhea
Destroys most function.
Copy Donkeys
by Ru Si Toug
We constrict our thought
By insisting we can keep
The cage fully greased
No One Wears Clothes In Manassas
by Carl Klempt
Strangers In The Night
Perform lewd acts in public
Schoolyards and playgrounds
Eating Hebrew
by Homles McGlennon
Staring at a sky,
Wondering why it’s a sky,
And not nine starfish.
Warfare
by Sanders Graystone
Always another
Undeniable fault line
In silent process
Visionaries & Staring Wholly Into The Future
by Adele Sams
Looping and looping
And looping and looping and
Looping and looping
Capturing Photons Of Light On Your Tongue
by Horatio Saunders
The didgeridoo
Of life beckons you to dance
For eternity
Copywriting
by June Clemont
Do we pay taxes
To inflate the overall
Schema of nations?
You’re My Universe, And I’m Your Tolstoy
by Winslo K. Raffmaanitar
I masticate plums
for advancements in science,
not an empire
Shellfish Make Milkshakes
by Catherine Hennick
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Hurricane Jungle
by Leeland Pointe
No one can explain
Abnormal bones in this fish
Without oral sex.
Numbers As A Strain Of Smallpox
by Samuel N. Kamchee
Pontification
On contraflow paradigms
Stirs fierce emotions.
Uninterested In Everything
by Warner Q. Potato
Shitting in a box
Turns on another black man
Before he chews it.
Roads Paved With Hams
by Krenar Debuirk
Remembering is
A passion we cannot share
With donkeys or voles.
Rocket In The Milkstorm
by Jenifer F. Freens
Laugh and laugh alone
Sing and be miserable
Dance and fall over
The Japanese Have No Word For ‘Globule’
by Cecil O. McDonnough
I can only laugh
When guitars begin housework
Without wearing shoes.
This Is Pretty Terrible
by Anabelle Simcock
Naked Serbians
Invest in laxatives for
Fifty centuries.
Glo Fo Deenaar T:uuy Saame
by Assam Marckosen
Fli Mflim Cowears
Atommpic Oo’ooo’o’o Eegreesaaap Wans
Fokrmp Si Vi Ai Zi Zu Oo’ooo Tpipii
Flying Machines Of England Yore
by Daphne Waters
Butterfly wing flaps
Loud female voices echo
As waterwheels turn
For My 14 Year Old Self
by Emerson W. Wainscoting
Never believe that
Animal flesh can survive
Days in your colon.
G = (13x/(44-X^5x)) + sin(3r^3)
by Emily D. Smalls
Penmanship becomes
The entire focus of
Foreign governments.
Accidental Coporphagia
by Andre Dinde Blabrel
Pugnacious seacocks
Cannot respect decisions
Made by this decade.
Running Naked
by Ronda Pluph
Plowing the barren
Fields with three different yaks
Creates tension here.
Flowing Hostility
by Sebra Coquanto
Mild disinterest
In global economies
Is more fair than not.
Fight Song #229 – Rough Territory
by Williamson S. Diptherhon
Mustaches appear
On earth’s protuberances;
Quite queer, are they not?
Cityscape
by H.O. Kilgore
Egrets bathe in sun
Water in the open sky
Mythical cascade
Wintertime Soup
by Havan Getas
Ancient Greeks played games
Ancient Persians ate wet dirt
Ancient Mayans died
It’s Bad To Become Disabled
by Sampson Gray
Wishful thinking is
Another delusion of
The illiterate.
There Is A Time And A Place And A Style Of How To Live And Tell About Living To Obsolete And Obtuse People Who Carry Bread Around Inside Their Pockets Or Purses Or Shoes Or Briefcases Or Sandwich Bags Or Universal Translators Or Camels Or Biohazard Buckets Or Coffee Cups And Expect More Out Of Less Than Current Generations Expect Out Of Nothingness And Want And Desire That Is Never Provided By People Who Pretend To Read Minds, Hearts, Or Souls And Can’t Which Doesn’t Stop Them From Sending Mail To Foreign Dignitaries Or Ministers Of Commerce By Three PM Tuesday Morning In A Driving Rainstorm That Causes All The Doves To Emigrate Away And Flood The Ruins That Look At The Past And Future Where Locals Often Lose Their Keys And Charm Bracelets
by Tim Eatanus
Polysaccharides’
Carcinogenicity
Unpredictable
Moth Jokes
by Suscaluna Andriot Motte
The butterfly net
Cannot distinguish lemons
Nor insert the keys
Translation Matrix
by Oliver Pestol
Glide away towards hell
With no ferry passengers
To release the wasps
Time Is Vetoed By The Preliminary Parliamentary Procedures
by Ann Oothur Poit
Stolen lines and verse
In arbitrary meter
Clumsily scribbled
Inside The Globe
by Shoo Hern
Gratitude is nice
With outrageous performance
In forgotten halls
Fecundity
by Parson White
Maze of wonderments
The prison we try to keep
with complication
What I Have Learned
by Georges Cunningham
The stables we fill
Without elderly cheeses
Are truly distinct