Dating Tips for Young Outcasts

T. K. Oih

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A healthy relationship will always have phrases like »I love you», »thank you» and »does water go bad in the fridge?» in its vocabulary. A mistreated woman will reject love countless times, but these 11 life hacks will actually kill you. Sometimes the best therapy is unemployment and a bottle of maple syrup down your dick-hole.