I Wish I Was Normal So That People Would Like Me More And Be Less Uncomfortable Around Me, or A Dialectic Between Polar Halves

C.P Fynes

How about that weather? HOT ENOUGH FOR YA? HAHAHAHAHAHA

GAS PRICES ARE SURE GOING UP!

I hate Mondays! I wish it would just be the weekend already ha ha ha ha!!! lol!

I would totally have sex with that attractive woman!

I am going to drink trendy factory draft beer and sheath my male performance anxiety so that I may potentially fulfill my shallow biological imperative!

hahahhahhahHAHHAH HAH AHh!h!! HOT ENOUGH FOR YA?????

HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER, I HEAR IT'S GOING TO RAIN SOON

YOU'RE ALL JUST PEACOCKS RUFFLING (Y)OUR FEATHERS

PLEASE LOVE ME

HOHWOAOBUT ABOUTT THAT WEHATHER

PLEASE LOVE ME

GAS PRICEISSIS ARE GREEETING HIGHER

PLEASE LOVE ME

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEXUALITY EVEN THOUGH IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS

PLEASE LOVE ME