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<>\n\t<<set $totalinventoryrange to (100 - ($potatoes + 1) % 100) / ($potatoes + 1) + (100 - ($onions + 1) % 100) / ($onions + 1) + (100 - ($meatballs + 1) % 100) / ($meatballs + 1) + (100 - ($water + 1) % 100) / ($water + 1)>>\n\t<<set $itemfromrange to random(0,$totalinventoryrange)>>\n\t<<if $itemfromrange <= (100 - ($potatoes + 1) % 100) / ($potatoes + 1)>>\n\t\t<<set $collecteditem to "potatoes">>\n\t<<elseif $itemfromrange <= (100 - ($potatoes + 1) % 100) / ($potatoes + 1) + (100 - ($onions + 1) % 100) / ($onions + 1)>>\n\t\t<<set $collecteditem to "onions">>\n\t<<elseif $itemfromrange <= (100 - ($potatoes + 1) % 100) / ($potatoes + 1) + (100 - ($onions + 1) % 100) / ($onions + 1) + (100 - ($meatballs + 1) % 100) / ($meatballs + 1)>>\n\t\t<<set $collecteditem to "meatballs">>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $collecteditem to "litres of water">>\n\t<<endif>>\n <<set $collectedamount to random(0,3)>>\n\t<<if $collecteditem is "potatoes">>\n\t\t<<set $collectedamount to $collectedamount * 3 + random(2,6)>>\n\t\t<<set $potatoes to $potatoes + $collectedamount>>\n\t<<elseif $collecteditem is "onions">>\n\t\t<<set $collectedamount to $collectedamount * 1 + random(1,3)>>\n\t\t<<set $onions to $onions + $collectedamount>>\n\t<<elseif $collecteditem is "meatballs">>\n\t\t<<set $collectedamount to $collectedamount * 5 + random(1,3)>>\n\t\t<<set $meatballs to $meatballs + $collectedamount>>\n\t<<elseif $collecteditem is "litres of water">>\n\t\t<<set $collectedamount to $collectedamount * 1 + random(1,3)>>\n\t\t<<set $water to $water + $collectedamount>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $newcustomers to random(0,3)>>\n\t<<set $customers to $customers + $newcustomers>>\n\t<<set $tiredness to $tiredness + random(6,10)>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to false>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n\nYou collected <<print $collectedamount>> <<print $collecteditem>>.\n\nWhile you were collecting, <<print $newcustomers>> new hungry mouths arrived.\n<<if $customers >= 100>>\n\tYour soup kitchen has too many hungry mouths in it.\n\n\t[[GAME OVER|End]]\n<<elseif $customers >= 90>>\n\tYour soup kitchen is getting dangerously full of hungry mouths.\n\n\t[[Collect more|Collect]]\n\t[[Done collecting|Main]]\n<<else>>\n\t[[Collect more|Collect]]\n\t[[Done collecting|Main]]\n<<endif>>\n\n

<>\n\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $customers to $customers + 1>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to true>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n\nLooking out the window to the street you see a woman making a fire out of twigs and newspapers, evidently intending to warm her hands or grill sausages.\n\nAware of the city's strict regulations you quickly open the window and beckon her in. It would have been a shame if she had gotten in trouble with the police for simply doing her best to survive.\n\n[[OK|Main]]\n

<>\n\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $customersfled to ($customers - $customers % 4) / 4>>\n\t<<set $customers to $customers - $customersfled>>\n\t<<set $customersshot to ($customers - $customers % 4) / 4 + 1>>\n\t<<set $customers to $customers - $customersshot>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to true>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n\nA gunfight has broken out in the soup kitchen! A seemingly upset gentleman in a ten-gallon hat is defending his honour against a group of scoundrels whom you quickly deduct have just attempted to beat him at poker with marked cards. That'll teach them not to cheat!\n\n<<print $customersshot>> hungry mouths, including the pianist, have been shot to death.\n\n<<print $customersfled>> hungry mouths have fled the soup kitchen.\n\n[[OK|Main]]\n

<>\n\t<<if $soup < 1>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughsoup to true>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughsoup to false>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $customers < 1>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughcustomers to true>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughcustomers to false>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $notenoughsoup is false and $notenoughcustomers is false>>\n\t\t<<set $soup to $soup - 1>>\n\t\t<<set $customersserved to random(3,6)>>\n\t\t<<set $customers to $customers - $customersserved>>\n\t\t<<if $customers < 0>>\n\t\t\t<<set $customersserved to $customersserved + $customers>>\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<<set $customers to 0>>\n\t\t<<endif>>\n\t\t<<set $customersfed to $customersfed + $customersserved>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t\t<<endif>>\n\t\t<<set $newcustomers to random(0,3)>>\n\t\t<<set $customers to $customers + $newcustomers>>\n\t\t<<set $tiredness to $tiredness + random(6,10)>>\n\t\t<<set $served to true>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $served to false>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to false>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n<<if $served>>\n\tYou served <<print $customersserved>> hungry mouths.\n\n\tWhile you were serving, <<print $newcustomers>> new hungry mouths arrived.\n\t<<if $customers >= 100>>\n\t\tYour soup kitchen has too many hungry mouths in it.\n\n\t\t[[GAME OVER|End]]\n\t<<elseif $customers >= 90>>\n\t\tYour soup kitchen is getting dangerously full of \n\thungry mouths.\n\n\t\t[[Serve more|Serve]]\n\t\t[[Done serving|Main]]\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t[[Serve more|Serve]]\n\t\t[[Done serving|Main]]\n\t<<endif>>\n<<else>><>\n<<if $notenoughsoup is true>>\n You haven't enough soup. \n<<endif>>\n<<if $notenoughcustomers is true>>\n You haven't any hungry mouths. \n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n[[OK|Main]]\n<<endif>>\n\n

<>\n\t<<set $potatoes to 6>>\n\t<<set $onions to 2>>\n\t<<set $meatballs to 10>>\n\t<<set $water to 10>>\n\t<<set $soup to 5>>\n\t<<set $customers to 7>>\n\t<<set $customersfed to 0>>\n\t<<set $day to 1>>\n\t<<set $hour to 12>>\n\t<<set $tiredness to 0>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to true>>\n<<endnobr>>\nWelcome to Soup Kitchen Manager!\n\nThank you for showing interest in soup kitchens. Soup kitchens are where the victims of capitalism go to eat. There are many victims of capitalism in today's society: the homeless, the unemployed, the students, the artists... all of these poor tortured souls are victims of capitalism.\n\nYet our deranged governments keep sending money and doctors to developing countries such as Africa to push them towards the same consumerist decadence that is driving our children to madhouses and animals to extinction. The only comfort in this time of decay is that within a hundred years or so humans will have used up all natural resources on the planet, resorted to cannibalism and finally starved to death. This much is evident to any serious biologist.\n\nThat said, running a soup kitchen is an admirable but challenging endeavour. You will have to carefully balance your time between preparing soup, serving soup and collecting ingredients for soup. Furthermore your soup kitchen only has a limited number of seats, one hundred to be exact. If and when the number of hungry mouths exceeds the number of seats, your career will be over... by a necessity which requires no further explanation.\n\nDon't be discouraged, however, if you don't last for long. After all, you are only human.\n\n--------------------\n\n[[Begin|Main]]

<>\n\t<<set $sleep to random(4,11)>>\n\t<<set $tiredness to $tiredness - 9 * $sleep>>\n\t<<if $tiredness < 0>>\n\t\t<<set $tiredness to 0>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $tiredness >= 100>>\n\t\t<<set $tiredness to 99>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $hour to $hour + $sleep>>\n\t<<if $hour >= 24>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to $hour%24>>\n\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $newcustomers to random(0,8)>>\n\t<<set $customers to $customers + $newcustomers>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to false>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n\nYou slept for <<print $sleep>> hours.\n\nWhile you were sleeping, <<print $newcustomers>> new hungry mouths arrived.\n<<if $customers >= 100>>\n\tYour soup kitchen has too many hungry mouths in it.\n\n\t[[GAME OVER|End]]\n<<elseif $customers >= 90>>\n\tYour soup kitchen is getting dangerously full of hungry mouths.\n\n\t[[Sleep more|Sleep]]\n\t[[Done sleeping|Main]]\n<<else>>\n\t[[Sleep more|Sleep]]\n\t[[Done sleeping|Main]]\n<<endif>>\n

<>\n\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to true>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n\nYou promptly identify him as the editor of the renowned literary magazine Nervous Horse, Mr. Jürgen Kendall Giih himself!\n\nAs he notices you staring he turns away quickly, almost dropping his spoon awkwardly on the table. Could it be that a man of his stature is suffering from a severe case of social anxiety?\n\nYou deem it best not to approach him and ask for his autograph. Let him enjoy his meal, for that, as you know, is one of the few things in life worth enjoying.\n\n[[OK|Main]]

Soup Kitchen Manager 0.1

<>\n\t<<if $potatoes >= 3>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughpotatoes to false>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughpotatoes to true>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $onions >= 1>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughonions to false>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughonions to true>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $meatballs >= 5>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughmeatballs to false>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughmeatballs to true>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $water >= 1>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughwater to false>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $notenoughwater to true>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<if $notenoughpotatoes is false and $notenoughonions is false and $notenoughmeatballs is false and $notenoughwater is false>>\n\t\t<<set $potatoes to $potatoes - 3>>\n\t\t<<set $onions to $onions - 1>>\n\t\t<<set $meatballs to $meatballs - 5>>\n\t\t<<set $water to $water - 1>>\n\t\t<<set $soup to $soup + 1>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t\t<<endif>>\n\t\t<<set $newcustomers to random(0,3)>>\n\t\t<<set $customers to $customers + $newcustomers>>\n\t\t<<set $tiredness to $tiredness + random(6,10)>>\n\t\t<<set $cooked to true>>\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t<<set $cooked to false>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to false>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n<<if $cooked is true>>\n\tYou made 1 litre of soup.\n\n\tWhile you were cooking, <<print $newcustomers>> new hungry mouths arrived.\n\t<<if $customers >= 100>>\n\t\tYour soup kitchen has too many hungry mouths in it.\n\n\t\t[[GAME OVER|End]]\n\t<<elseif $customers >= 90>>\n\t\tYour soup kitchen is getting dangerously full of hungry mouths.\n\n\t\t[[Cook more|Cook]]\n\t\t[[Done cooking|Main]]\n\t<<else>>\n\t\t[[Cook more|Cook]]\n\t\t[[Done cooking|Main]]\n\t<<endif>>\n<<else>><>\n<<if $notenoughpotatoes is true>>\n You haven't enough potatoes. \n<<endif>>\n<<if $notenoughonions is true>>\n You haven't enough onions. \n<<endif>>\n<<if $notenoughmeatballs is true>>\n You haven't enough meatballs. \n<<endif>>\n<<if $notenoughwater is true>>\n You haven't enough water. \n<<endif>>\n<<endnobr>>\n[[OK|Main]]\n<<endif>>\n\n

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<>\n\t<<set $hour to $hour + 1>>\n\t<<if $hour is 24>>\n\t\t<<set $hour to 0>>\n\t\t<<set $day to $day + 1>>\n\t<<endif>>\n\t<<set $customersreduced to ($customers - $customers % 4) /4>>\n\t<<set $customers to $customers - $customersreduced>>\n\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to true>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n\nFor no obvious reason you begin trembling and sweating. It feels as if everyone in the soup kitchen was looking at you. In addition you have a sudden urge to urinate. Having studied psychology you realize these are the classic symptoms of a panic attack.\n\nResourcefully you lie down on the floor and take a couple of deep breaths. <<print $customersreduced>> of the hungry mouths, confused by your strange behaviour, flee in terror.\n\nDon't worry, it happens to the best of us.\n\n[[OK|Main]]

<>\n\t<<set $randomevent to random(1,60)>>\n<<endnobr>>\n<<DayAndTime>>\n<<Inventory>>\n<<if $tiredness >= 100>>\n\tYou are tired.\n\n\t[[Sleep|Sleep]]\n<<elseif $randomevent is 1 and not visited("Fire") and $customers < 80 and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\tYou smell [[smoke.|Fire]] Somehow it doesn't seem like cigarettes.\n<<elseif $randomevent is 2 and not visited("Editor") and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\tAmong the hungry mouths you spot [[an intelligent looking man.|Editor]]\n<<elseif $randomevent is 3 and not visited("PanicAttack") and $customers >= 4 and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\tSuddenly you feel [[an overwhelming sensation.|PanicAttack]]\n<<elseif $randomevent is 4 and not visited("FoodPoisoning") and $customers >= 4 and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\tSuddenly some of the hungry mouths begin to [[strangely twitch.|FoodPoisoning]]\n<<elseif $randomevent is 5 and not visited("GunFight") and $customers >= 9 and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\t[[Sounds of bedlam|GunFight]] echo from the room.\n<<elseif $randomevent is 6 and not visited("RoofLeak") and $customers >= 4 and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\tSuddenly you feel [[something moist|RoofLeak]] on your forehead.\n<<elseif $randomevent is 7 and not visited("Farmer") and $customers < 80 and not $justvisitedrandom>>\n\tYou hear [[a knock on the window.|Farmer]] Who could it be?\n<<else>>\n\t[[Cook soup|Cook]]\n\t[[Serve soup|Serve]]\n\t[[Collect ingredients|Collect]]\n\t[[Sleep|Sleep]]\n\t<>\n\t\t<<set $justvisitedrandom to true>>\n\t<<endnobr>>\n<<endif>>\n\n\n\n

Day <<print $day>>.\n<<if $hour is 0>>\n\t12 AM.\n<<elseif $hour < 12>>\n\t<<print $hour>> AM.\n<<elseif $hour is 12>>\n\t12 PM.\n<<else>>\n\t<<print $hour - 12>> PM.\n<<endif>>

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