Seth H. Monroe



Forgive me court-appointed guardian, for I know not what I do.

I skipped that appointment.

Handle me with care since it’s your fucking job.

Toil looks good on you and I like arm candy.

Feel free to be petty since the interest rates are low.


A place for everything.

Everything in its place.

Everything must go.


Adults wearing kid gloves, walking on egg shells since they’re ignorant of what came first.

Spiritual growth is malignant.

Stigmata on the Devil’s playground.

Speaking in tongues at a job interview, while charismatic, will be seen as boot licking.


Greedy hippies run this place.

Nothing works.

It’s all wrong.

I have proof.